Post by piro on Feb 12, 2007 22:31:14 GMT -5
The ocean was vast and blue, Mr. E. was on a very expensive boat trip because he gets whatever he wants. He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and has a short term memory problem. Too many drops on the head, the guy forgets everything within seconds. Sometimes it's not so bad, and he thinks everything should be his way or not at all because he's very rich and there's no one that's as rich as him.
Everything was fine until the cruise ship hit an eddie and tossed him off the boat. He couldn't swim, but his empty head was filled with hot air along with his ego so he was able to float like a duck. After being out to sea for a few minutes, he came upon a desolate island in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
Once he got his bearings, he decided he needed servants so he called out, "Everyone on this island is now my servant, come and fufill my whims or my father will buy this island and turn it into a condo!"
After recieving no servants, he put a memo in his brain to call his father which he forgot in about 1.27 seconds. Then, he went in search for food when his stomach was aching. He couldn't find anything to eat, but came across beautiful gold colored berries that gave you explosive, runny diarrea for a couple hours. Mr. E. ate one, got sick and had diarrea. After two hours, he forgot what the golden berries did and ate them again several more times. First, he was a fat tub of lard, now he's a supermodel. He lost 104 pounds on the newest diet sensation of the 21st Century: Miracle Lipo-Dirreaberry Diet *. You'll lose more weight with each berry.
After the stupidity of the day, Mr. E. set out to make the best of all condos because he said so. In the end, it looked like a really crappy tepe. It was made of three of the thinnest sticks imaginable for the roof and poison ivy for the floor.
Mr. E couldn't sleep on his first night away from home, plus he was hungry from eating so many dirreaberries, so he went in search of food. While walking through bramble bushes, he ran into a coconut tree. A coconut dislodged itself and landed with a good THWAK! on Mr. E. It didn't faze him and he thought it was a mosquito. Later, he dies from concussion while skinny dipping in shark, pirrana, and jellyfish infested waters hoping to find a genie lamp.
*Warning: Do not take Dirreaberries if you are pregnant, overweight, have heart problems, have short-term memory loss, or are just plain stupid to eat them continuously. Side effects may include: stupidity, heart pains, visions of Harry Potter killing Snape or Malfoy with a chainsaw or a machette, death, loss of vision, loss of hearing, loss of pubic hair, gender change, or extreme distemperment to inanimate objects because they do nothing while you're breaking your back to get by. If taken with other medications, hallucinations appear where your wife is being nailed by a hot, well-toned, muscular, and aerobic guy that has everything and is a lifeguard. DROP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND RUN AWAY REALLY FAST NOW!!!
Everything was fine until the cruise ship hit an eddie and tossed him off the boat. He couldn't swim, but his empty head was filled with hot air along with his ego so he was able to float like a duck. After being out to sea for a few minutes, he came upon a desolate island in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
Once he got his bearings, he decided he needed servants so he called out, "Everyone on this island is now my servant, come and fufill my whims or my father will buy this island and turn it into a condo!"
After recieving no servants, he put a memo in his brain to call his father which he forgot in about 1.27 seconds. Then, he went in search for food when his stomach was aching. He couldn't find anything to eat, but came across beautiful gold colored berries that gave you explosive, runny diarrea for a couple hours. Mr. E. ate one, got sick and had diarrea. After two hours, he forgot what the golden berries did and ate them again several more times. First, he was a fat tub of lard, now he's a supermodel. He lost 104 pounds on the newest diet sensation of the 21st Century: Miracle Lipo-Dirreaberry Diet *. You'll lose more weight with each berry.
After the stupidity of the day, Mr. E. set out to make the best of all condos because he said so. In the end, it looked like a really crappy tepe. It was made of three of the thinnest sticks imaginable for the roof and poison ivy for the floor.
Mr. E couldn't sleep on his first night away from home, plus he was hungry from eating so many dirreaberries, so he went in search of food. While walking through bramble bushes, he ran into a coconut tree. A coconut dislodged itself and landed with a good THWAK! on Mr. E. It didn't faze him and he thought it was a mosquito. Later, he dies from concussion while skinny dipping in shark, pirrana, and jellyfish infested waters hoping to find a genie lamp.
*Warning: Do not take Dirreaberries if you are pregnant, overweight, have heart problems, have short-term memory loss, or are just plain stupid to eat them continuously. Side effects may include: stupidity, heart pains, visions of Harry Potter killing Snape or Malfoy with a chainsaw or a machette, death, loss of vision, loss of hearing, loss of pubic hair, gender change, or extreme distemperment to inanimate objects because they do nothing while you're breaking your back to get by. If taken with other medications, hallucinations appear where your wife is being nailed by a hot, well-toned, muscular, and aerobic guy that has everything and is a lifeguard. DROP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND RUN AWAY REALLY FAST NOW!!!
