Post by Ru'Thor on Apr 8, 2006 10:25:55 GMT -5
This is more for fun than anything. ^_^ Jakkin has me at knifepoint, so I have to say that none of this projects his feelings and is just me making fun of him.
Jakkin: *puts knife away*
The Very Secret Diary of Jakkin R. Dreydan
Day 1
Rhianna made me learn how to write. V. annoying. Don't know what Ayden sees in her, as she is an annoying twit and v. bad cook.
Day 2
Rhianna locked me in the pantry for three hours for saying that yesterday. Don't know what she thought was so v. bad about it, as it had lots of food.
Day 5
Have been unable to write. Ayden and I going to Buan (without Rhianna- YAY!) to catch up on business. Sounds v. fun. Business usually means I get to steal something.
Day 8
Business meant masks. Shit, shit, shit!
Day 10
Two days of mask-buying. Think Ayden's infatuated. Shit, shit, shit.
Day 11
Finally got enough masks for all the Raiders. Didn't know there were so many. Ayden says there are more than a hundred but I think he just likes shopping.
Day 12
Bad news: got attacked by stupid Jack and taken to stupid prison and given stupid prison brand.
Good news: Might not ever have to see Rhianna again. Go me!
Day 15
Escaped from prison because Ayden is a git. Making me go back to see Rhianna.
Stupid Rhianna.
Day 20
Locked in closet this time.
Day 21
Ayden made Rhianna let me out of the closet so we can go to Buan again. Yay Buan!
Day 24
Have discovered that being locked in closets/pantries is better than riding so far that you can't feel your bottom. Ayden v. happy though, says this time we're doing REAL business. Hope that means stealing and not buying cloaks for Raiders.
Day 26
Shit, shit, shit. Ayden stole a djinni. Shit, shit, shit.
Day 27
Shit, shit, shit.
Day 28
Djinni's name is Queezle. Shoved Ayden off his horse a couple times. I thought it was v. funny. Ayden shoved my head in the river.
Day 30
Well, this sucks. Ayden in prison, Queezle with me and charged "not to harm a hair on his head or I'll dissolve you into a million particles of being" by Ayden. Doesn't mean she can't drive me crazy.
Day 40
Too bored to write. Queezle v. annoying.
Day 41
Figured out Queezle has nothing against robbing innocent passers-by. Has v. convincing wolf form that makes for great distraction.
Day... who cares?
Queezle hid this for a year. Stupid djinni.
Day 1 after re-finding
Queezle added wings to wolf form. V. terrifying. Also met drunken sod, his girlfriend, mage, Ryder, and noblelady. Would rob them all if it wasn't for the mage and the Ryder. Damn, damn, damn.
-later-
Queezle says I should've stuck with shit. Shit, shit, shit. Agreed to go to Rosenguard with drunken sod, girlfriend, mage, Ryder, and noblelady. Queezle made me do it. Shit, shit, shit.
Jakkin: *puts knife away*
The Very Secret Diary of Jakkin R. Dreydan
Day 1
Rhianna made me learn how to write. V. annoying. Don't know what Ayden sees in her, as she is an annoying twit and v. bad cook.
Day 2
Rhianna locked me in the pantry for three hours for saying that yesterday. Don't know what she thought was so v. bad about it, as it had lots of food.
Day 5
Have been unable to write. Ayden and I going to Buan (without Rhianna- YAY!) to catch up on business. Sounds v. fun. Business usually means I get to steal something.
Day 8
Business meant masks. Shit, shit, shit!
Day 10
Two days of mask-buying. Think Ayden's infatuated. Shit, shit, shit.
Day 11
Finally got enough masks for all the Raiders. Didn't know there were so many. Ayden says there are more than a hundred but I think he just likes shopping.
Day 12
Bad news: got attacked by stupid Jack and taken to stupid prison and given stupid prison brand.
Good news: Might not ever have to see Rhianna again. Go me!
Day 15
Escaped from prison because Ayden is a git. Making me go back to see Rhianna.
Stupid Rhianna.
Day 20
Locked in closet this time.
Day 21
Ayden made Rhianna let me out of the closet so we can go to Buan again. Yay Buan!
Day 24
Have discovered that being locked in closets/pantries is better than riding so far that you can't feel your bottom. Ayden v. happy though, says this time we're doing REAL business. Hope that means stealing and not buying cloaks for Raiders.
Day 26
Shit, shit, shit. Ayden stole a djinni. Shit, shit, shit.
Day 27
Shit, shit, shit.
Day 28
Djinni's name is Queezle. Shoved Ayden off his horse a couple times. I thought it was v. funny. Ayden shoved my head in the river.
Day 30
Well, this sucks. Ayden in prison, Queezle with me and charged "not to harm a hair on his head or I'll dissolve you into a million particles of being" by Ayden. Doesn't mean she can't drive me crazy.
Day 40
Too bored to write. Queezle v. annoying.
Day 41
Figured out Queezle has nothing against robbing innocent passers-by. Has v. convincing wolf form that makes for great distraction.
Day... who cares?
Queezle hid this for a year. Stupid djinni.
Day 1 after re-finding
Queezle added wings to wolf form. V. terrifying. Also met drunken sod, his girlfriend, mage, Ryder, and noblelady. Would rob them all if it wasn't for the mage and the Ryder. Damn, damn, damn.
-later-
Queezle says I should've stuck with shit. Shit, shit, shit. Agreed to go to Rosenguard with drunken sod, girlfriend, mage, Ryder, and noblelady. Queezle made me do it. Shit, shit, shit.
